SCENE FROM ‘NOAH’ – FIRST DRAFT
NOAH STARES AT THE SKY. HERMIONE DIGS FOR TURNIPS.
NOAH: These are *ark* times. *Ark* times, indeed.
HERMIONE: Do you mean “dark” times?
NOAH: No. *Ark* my words. These are days of *arkness*.
HERMIONE: Stop it.
NOAH: If you think you can stop what’s coming, you’re *deluging* yourself.
HERMIONE: Oh my God.
GOD (booming voice): NOPE. Leave me out of this.
NOAH: See? Looks like *cuBIT* off more than you could chew.
HERMIONE STRANGLES NOAH. IT RAINS FOR 40 DAYS. EVERYTHING DIES.