SCENE FROM ‘NOAH’ – FIRST DRAFT

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NOAH STARES AT THE SKY. HERMIONE DIGS FOR TURNIPS.

NOAH: These are *ark* times. *Ark* times, indeed.

HERMIONE: Do you mean “dark” times?

NOAH: No. *Ark* my words. These are days of *arkness*.

HERMIONE: Stop it.

NOAH: If you think you can stop what’s coming, you’re *deluging* yourself.

HERMIONE: Oh my God.

GOD (booming voice): NOPE. Leave me out of this.

NOAH: See? Looks like *cuBIT* off more than you could chew.

HERMIONE STRANGLES NOAH. IT RAINS FOR 40 DAYS. EVERYTHING DIES.

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Occasionally, I will buy a shirt with horizontal stripes and have immediate regrets.

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