Archive | July 2014

No idea. None.

leopard-seal

“My lips are sealed.”
“Lucky you. My lips are seals.”
*ARK! ARK!*
“Jesus!”
“Yeah. Plus they’re leopard seals, so every once in a while, I have to eat a penguin.”
*ARK! ARK!*
“I am so, so sorry.”
“It’s my own fault. I never should have tried to swindle that Antarctic witch.”
“Woof. That is a hard lesson to learn.”
“Yes it is. Yes. It. Is.”
*ARK! ARK!*
“Anyway, promise me you won’t tell anyone. My family thinks it’s eczema.”
“Of course. My lips are sealed.”
*LONG AWKWARD PAUSE*
“…thanks.”

END OF ACT I